12 Ways to Avoid a Speeding Ticket: A Lesson in GIFs


A dozen foolproof tips from a former police officer.

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It can be tough out there on the road. That’s why we’re bringing you 12 ways to avoid a speeding ticket, directly from a former San Diego cop! We know, we know: You’re Welcome.

1. Don’t weave in and out of traffic—it only draws attention to you.

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2. Don’t tailgate—that draws attention to you, too.

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3. If you’re pulled over, be polite.

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4. But don’t admit you were speeding!

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5. Apologize for not paying careful attention to your driving…

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6. …and promise you’ll do better immediately.

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7. Don’t bother with the tears.

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8. Or the seduction techniques.

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9. Or the arguing.

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10. Try to come up with a creative excuse. “If a driver came up with a creative excuse I had not heard before and it made me laugh (rare but possible), I let them go with a warning,” Dr. Steve Albrecht says.

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11. Rest assured if a cop launches into a lecture: You may be off the hook. “Most cops follow this rule: give the a lecture or give them a ticket, not both.”

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12. If you get the ticket anyway, take a deep breath and remember it’s not the end of the world. Let it go.

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